Hinting at the art of ‘manscaping’
Linnaea Kershaw gives some intimate advice on trimming the hedges but be prepared to get some pointers on how to go about mowing your own lawn.
byLinnaea Kershaw
How big is too big?
-Hung on Hastings
A wise man once said, “It’s not the size that matters, it’s how you use it.” This is true but if you’re trying to insert tab A into slot B, there can be issues when dealing with size.
Being a girl of small stature, my only worry about when I’m getting down might be suddenly realizing that tab A is more of a C and all I’ve got to work with is an A.
Don’t fret. Unless your man is freakishly endowed, there are ways to make things fit, so to speak. First, communication is key when dealing with potential fears or potential issues. Don’t be embarrassed or shy — you need to talk about these things if you’re going to have a healthy relationship.
Secondly, the trick is having a partner that takes care of foreplay like a champ so that you’re completely relaxed and ready when it comes to the main event. If he doesn’t pay heed to the need for foreplay, he’s got a long and hard night ahead of him.
Finally, do not underestimate the power of lubricant when dealing with a tight situation.
Is afternoon delight greater than or equal to nighttime nooky?
-Nocturnal in Nelson
Well, the mainstream thought on sex when you first jump in is “nighttime is the right time” for loving. People feel less self-conscious because they can hide their nerves and maybe their jiggly bits under the covers in the dark.
While nighttime does tend to give more time for more fun, the spontaneity of afternoon delight can be exciting too. Just make sure you take the rest of the afternoon off so you can sneak a quick nap. Otherwise, you might not be ready for round two when the sun goes down. What it comes down to is that you should keep an open mind to sex at all hours. You’ll never know what you like unless you experiment with different times and places.
I’m more of a morning person myself. I think waking up and having that sleepy snuggle before you’re completely awake is the perfect way to start your day.
My boyfriend doesn’t “manscape” on a regular basis. Should I say something?
-Squeamish in Squamish
I’ve never run into this issue, though I am a low-maintenance kind of girl. If it does bother you, then yes, you should say something. Relationships are all about communication so bring it up if it’s cramping your style. Whether it’s manscaping or what to rent at the video store, there shouldn’t be a problem telling your man how you feel.
That being said, if you’re willing to dish out some constructive criticism in how you want your man to manicure the lawn, you’ve got to be ready to take some tips on how to trim your own hedges. He may have some preferences of his own that you may have to consider.
Remember to offer these up as suggestions and not ultimatums because if this ends up being a deal breaker for you, then sweetheart, you’ve got bigger problems than a few stray hairs.